Refrigerator Quotes

"She desecrated the Cliff bars!" - Ian

"Where are all the singles for Jesus books?" - my amazing husband during a conversation about the plethora of Christian marriage books.

Me, "Can we buy a cake for Eugene for his birthday?"  Ian, "What!?!?  You want to buy a kid off of facebook?"

"You fill up my senses...." - boss of the boss singing at orientation

"this will sure light your fire if your wood ain't too wet"

"You need to guard your heart.  It just takes one bad quesadilla to break your heart!" - Ian on the dangers of quesdillas  

"I pinky promise and photo copy"

"You know how doctors have to take the Hippocratic oath, butchers should have to take the same kind of thing." - Ian

"You have mad awesome remember-ness skills!"

James: "You're an idiot!"
Andy: "I am not an idiot.  I am hard-core!"



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